Jack Bauer

The song of the day is:

"I have a man-crush on Jack Bauer!              (DAMMIT)!
A heterosexual man crush on Jack Bauer!     (DAMMIT)!

Some say he's a rebel, some say he's insane
If you question his methods he'll say:
'I don't have time to explain!'

He's been tortured, beaten, killed.
And then brought back to life..
He some times has to shoot his friends and Nina killed his wife.

He sacrificed himself so we can be free-ee
You never see him eat and he never needs to pee
He's a likeable fella and mostly a good guy,
But sometimes he has to say things like:
'When your daughter is infected I'm gonna make you watch her die!'

I have a man-crush on Jack Bauer!            (DAMMIT!)
I sometimes think about him in the shower! (DAMMIT!)

I'm not saying that I'm gay,
No that's not my confession,
It's just a heterosexual man-crush
Bordering on obsession.

Jack has one long crappy day.
Every single year
You'd think by now he'd be insane or start a new career

He saves us from disaster
Twenty-four times a day
'Why would C.T.U. ever question ANYTHING he has to say?!'

He's killed allot of people
To save the human race
If it 'ud help him get a lead he'd kick a puppy in the face!
And it set my heart a flutter when I heard him say:
'You probably don't think I can force this towel down your throat but trust me I can. All the way.'

I have a man-crush on Jack Bauer!          (DAMMIT!)
He gets so much done in an hour!            (DAMMIT!)

I've never had such confusing feeling for another man
But they're only for Jack Bauer not Keeper's other land.
'Trust me you don't wanna go down this road with me!'
'Oh Jack Bauer... Yes I dooooooooooooooooooooooo'


By: THE KEY OF AWESOME!

-Nik-